December 2011
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new...
stayfuckingsolid:
ahahahaha
yeahhh
woo
sigh
literallysame:
cAPitaLiZing raNDom letTeRS maKE wORds mOrE sTYlisH
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
iceroadfuckers:
one of my biggest fears is sitting on a toilet only to have a hand just come up out of bumfuck nowhere and start tickling my anus
lostwithoutathought:
C12H22O11 we’re goin’ down
Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this